best bumper sticker

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  • Re: best bumper sticker

    Mon, April 27, 2009 - 10:04 AM
    My favorite bumper sticker and the one I ride with is:

    "friends DON'T let friends EAT FARMED SALMON."

    It's big in Alaska Fishing communities.
    p.s. for illustration the capitalized words are in a larger font and bold.
    • Re: best bumper sticker

      Tue, April 28, 2009 - 7:20 AM
      Save an animal, eat a vegetarian.

      I saw that when I was vegetarian myself, but it still gave me a chuckle.
      • Re: best bumper sticker

        Fri, May 8, 2009 - 7:12 AM


        I was brainstorming yesterday on some other issue and this bumper sticker "HIT" me as
        an idea, or T.shirt concept.

        "Sea Monkey, See doo"

        As a play on the Monkey see, monkey do, old motto

        Randy
        :D
        • Re: best bumper sticker

          Sat, May 9, 2009 - 2:18 AM
          Pretty clever.

          There's also that old one, "How can you be Pro-Life and Pro-War?"
          I liked that one, too.
          • Re: best bumper sticker

            Wed, May 13, 2009 - 6:54 AM
            I have one stored downstairs along with a bunch of old campaign buttons, that reads, "Bombing to stop war is like fucking to end overpopulation." I got it in 1967, but never put it on a car.
            • Re: best bumper sticker

              Wed, May 13, 2009 - 9:20 AM
              And it's true for every generation… that will never go out of style, David.
              • Re: best bumper sticker

                Thu, May 14, 2009 - 9:03 PM
                " . . . it's true for every generation . . ."


                Sad to say, but true. It seems every generation has its own war.

                Pete Seeger was right when he asked, "When will they ever learn?"
                • Re: best bumper sticker

                  Fri, May 15, 2009 - 12:12 PM
                  I guess every 'generation' has to relearn the truth in their own way.

                  I'm not real optimistic on our overall chances for survival to be honest, cultural lessons are learned too slowly
                  and, as the bumper sticker says, (something like) "In a few minutes any jackass can knock down the barn it took a community a week to build."

                  Er...something like that.


                  I once saw a "Beer: It's cheaper than therapy" sticker for sale at a gas station in The-Middle-of-Nowhere, Texas and I was
                  going to get it for my parents but I wasn't sure they'd appreciate the humor...so I didn't.
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    Re: best bumper sticker

    Wed, July 29, 2009 - 2:50 PM
    I like this one because it offends the most people with the fewest words:
    "Nuke a Gay Whale for Christ"

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