ox·y·mo·ra (-môr, -mr) or ox·y·mo·rons A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined
Government Organization
Alone together
Personal Computer
Silent Scream
Living Dead
Same difference
Taped live
Plastic Glasses
Tight Slacks
Peace Force
Pretty Ugly
Head Butt
Working Vacation
Tax Return
Virtual Reality
Dodge Ram
Work Party
Jumbo Shrimp
Government Organization
Alone together
Personal Computer
Silent Scream
Living Dead
Same difference
Taped live
Plastic Glasses
Tight Slacks
Peace Force
Pretty Ugly
Head Butt
Working Vacation
Tax Return
Virtual Reality
Dodge Ram
Work Party
Jumbo Shrimp
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Re: oxymorons
Mon, July 2, 2007 - 7:23 PMmilitary intelligence
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Re: oxymorons
Mon, July 2, 2007 - 7:46 PMsorry couldn't help it
will think of legitmate response...
bona-fide fraud?
hot/dry ice
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Re: oxymorons
Tue, July 3, 2007 - 6:44 AMCorporate leadership
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Re: oxymorons
Tue, July 3, 2007 - 8:38 AMGlenn, if I was your p.e. teacher, I'd make you run laps for that!!!
I'm not claiming to be one of 'em, but I think there ARE people capable of being both.
That said, hmm, I can't think of one right now. Love the word though. And the submissions thus far (except Glenn's).
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Re: oxymorons
Tue, July 3, 2007 - 8:29 PMso last night was reading my tom robbins and
he wrote a whole paragraph about
"genuine imitation leather".
thought it was quite a coincidence considering
my post yest. about bona-fide fraud...
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Re: oxymorons
Tue, October 30, 2007 - 9:48 AMOh yeah! Tom Robbins! Gotta love that guy!
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Re: oxymorons
Thu, July 5, 2007 - 5:37 AMSorry you feel the way you do about my entry.
"I'm not claiming to be one of 'em, but I think there ARE people capable of being both. "
Sure there are. Every once in a while, someone exceptional comes into being. It's a rarity.
...but this is all supposed to be in fun, so let's get back to it! -
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Re: oxymorons
Thu, July 5, 2007 - 2:57 PMThis an actual sign I've seen:
"Live nude girls on tape!" -
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This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.
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Re: oxymorons
Thu, July 5, 2007 - 4:21 PMPresident elect....what does that even mean?
touche ole...just made that one up.
mud fence...always funny to call someone.
dick head.....sorry also sounds funny
right course
left standing
Right on
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Re: oxymorons
Sun, July 8, 2007 - 12:37 AMDebi Thomas, an African American Olympic figure skater in the 80s who was pre Med. She was both a medical student and an Olympic medalist, the ultimate student athlete. She is now a surgeon.
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Re: oxymorons
Sun, July 22, 2007 - 3:26 AMDevilish Beautiful
Passive resistance
Naturally artifical (on a bottle of Mexican pop)
genuine fake
buffalo wings
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Re: oxymorons
Sun, July 22, 2007 - 5:27 AMfamily vacation
daylight savings
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Re: oxymorons
Sun, July 29, 2007 - 11:33 PMMicrosoft Works
Military Intelligence
Free love
Seriously funny
Unbiased Opinion
Only choice
Deafening silence
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Re: oxymorons
Mon, July 30, 2007 - 3:51 PMLegal Ethics (a class lawyers take and retake every 3 years)... -
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Re: oxymorons
Mon, July 30, 2007 - 6:05 PMA psychic amnesiac knows in advance what they will forget.
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Re: oxymorons
Wed, August 1, 2007 - 2:29 AMsorry to be pedantic but dark night is a tautology.
sports personality of the year...or am i being judgemental?
low rise? not quite sure about that one seems to be just a little askew of an oxymoron, just barely gets away. -
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Re: oxymorons
Wed, August 1, 2007 - 2:33 AM"i'm bleeding making me the victor" that is from kungpow
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Re: oxymorons
Wed, August 1, 2007 - 8:40 AMBurt, yes you are being judgemental.
Go to the corner with Glenn and do pushups until you... um, uh, ...become less judgemental. Or get tired or something.
I don't have any oxymorons to share, but it IS one of my favorite words.
Carry on.
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Re: oxymorons
Fri, August 10, 2007 - 6:21 AMGood morning
(If I had my way, I wouldn't wake til 3pm!) -
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Re: oxymorons
Mon, October 15, 2007 - 6:43 PM
"waxing armpit hair" and "natural remedy"
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Re: oxymorons
Mon, October 15, 2007 - 10:07 PMworking vacation
virtual reality -
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Re: oxymorons
Tue, October 30, 2007 - 9:25 AMWomen Mystery Writers lecture on politically correct terms -
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Re: oxymorons
Tue, May 13, 2008 - 6:28 PMwell these are all from experience:
freezer burn
civil war
easy passing
controlled power
successful government
working government
kind woman
free hugs
and as th hose last two... like i said from experience:(
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Re: oxymorons
Wed, May 14, 2008 - 6:11 PMveggie dogs
and, not a word or a phrase but beautiful nonetheless, from the movie Dr. Strangelove:
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!"