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'It's like heaven came to you and crawled in your mouth."
..to describe a restaurant. Complete with sexual innuendo.
Which seems to fit well with gourmands for obvious reasons.
..to describe a restaurant. Complete with sexual innuendo.
Which seems to fit well with gourmands for obvious reasons.
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Mon, April 27, 2009 - 8:34 AMBe who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss -
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Mon, April 27, 2009 - 9:05 AMyesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. that's why we call it the present. - attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt in 2 different sources.
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Mon, April 27, 2009 - 6:24 PM"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me." - my sister
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Tue, April 28, 2009 - 4:31 AMIt is what it is. Read somewhere that when said in the workplace it means, "fuck it."
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Fri, May 22, 2009 - 10:05 PMEvery word is a signature. Autograph your life with kindness.
To have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all.
To error is human but to really mess it up you need a computer.
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Sat, May 23, 2009 - 2:57 AM"More words count less."
(translation of a passage from the Tao Te Ching)
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Sat, May 23, 2009 - 5:00 AM"he couldn't find his asshole if he was sitting on his hands."
I usually say this about FBI agents I have run into...
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Sat, May 23, 2009 - 5:00 AM"Never engage in a war of intellect with an unarmed man."
Thanks, Mom! She told me this when I was still in grade school.
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Sat, May 23, 2009 - 7:19 AM"Hanged. Men are hanged. Bulls and pictures are hung." This from a history professor at Western Maryland COllege. (Thank you, Teddy Whitfield) -
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Wed, May 27, 2009 - 5:06 AMSometimes men are hung. ;-)
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Sat, May 23, 2009 - 8:42 AM"as useless as tits on a boar hog" a favorite of my father. -
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Sat, May 23, 2009 - 8:53 AMMy dad used to say, when I was trying to pull a fast one on him, "I was born at night but it wasn't *last* night."
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Sun, May 24, 2009 - 8:08 PMWhen a bird would "bless" my grandfather's car,
he would simply say in a deadpan voice...
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Sun, May 24, 2009 - 8:17 PM"It's a small world, and it gets smaller every day" -
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Sun, May 24, 2009 - 9:23 PMhahaha funny ....cows flying...I'll have to use that one in the future!
Thanks.
Okay, I'll share a few more I like...hmmmmmmmm...
Okay.
"Feels like I been e't by a bar and shat off a cliff"...to describe the kind of hangovers you have after drinking concoctions "that could put hairs on an egg" and boring people with your "90 proof monologues".
:)
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Mon, May 25, 2009 - 6:52 AMMy ex-wife used to describe her hangovers as feeling "like a horse that's been run hard, and put away wet." -
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Tue, May 26, 2009 - 10:21 AMSpeaking of horses...
"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
- supposedly what Dorothy Parker during a Scrabble game when asked to use "horticulture" in a sentence.
Also, I love, "I'd like a word with you."
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Tue, May 26, 2009 - 12:46 PM"Where you raised in a barn"? -
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Tue, May 26, 2009 - 1:57 PMOh, yes. That's a good one, too. -
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Tue, May 26, 2009 - 2:40 PMFor the kids..
> Now That's what I'm talkin about !!<
My son says it all the time.. -
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Tue, May 26, 2009 - 7:17 PM"If wishes were fishes the sea would be full."
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Wed, May 27, 2009 - 11:53 PMIf wishes were fishes...much better than 'if wishes were kisses'...that one is a trifle rude for mixed company.
Like:
"Wish in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up first."
(..."Now what?" comes the little voice from the back seat.)
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Wed, May 27, 2009 - 10:09 PMfrom a book i just finished reading. "Behave and i won't kill you, misbehave.... and i still wont kill you, but that not killing you will last a week, minimum." The book is Moonshine by Rob Thurman, actually far better than i thought it would be.
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Thu, May 28, 2009 - 9:06 PM"How you like me now?"
This cracks me up, a character on my favorite show says it whenever he does something crazy or really good...
How you like me now?
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Thu, May 28, 2009 - 9:33 PMI enjoy the sayings of Coco Montage, but no one seems to know them. -
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Thu, May 28, 2009 - 9:34 PMME TOO!!!
And "You can quote that on me"! -
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Thu, May 28, 2009 - 10:00 PM'does silence offend you?!!'
woody a.
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Sat, May 30, 2009 - 10:11 PMHere's mine..........
Bloom'n Onion!!!
LOL!!
