Some of you may remember Elyse from Cycle 1 of America's Next Top Model. The rest of you may wonder what the hell I'm doing bringing up such a ridiculous and gimmicky "reality" show in a Word Freaks tribe.
Elyse is, and has always been, forthright, articulate, and hilarious. Not only did she call out Miss J (ANTM's queeny runway coach) as being a "shit slice," she also has an amazing blog that details her adventures traveling and modeling around the world, most recently in Hong Kong and Korea.
Take this:
"...I woke up at 4:30am, sweltering, due to the erstwhile napper's thermostat fuckwithery..."
Seriously. "erstwhile napper's thermostat fuckwithery."
Pure poetry.
elysesewell.livejournal.com/
Elyse is, and has always been, forthright, articulate, and hilarious. Not only did she call out Miss J (ANTM's queeny runway coach) as being a "shit slice," she also has an amazing blog that details her adventures traveling and modeling around the world, most recently in Hong Kong and Korea.
Take this:
"...I woke up at 4:30am, sweltering, due to the erstwhile napper's thermostat fuckwithery..."
Seriously. "erstwhile napper's thermostat fuckwithery."
Pure poetry.
elysesewell.livejournal.com/
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Re: Elyse Sewell
Mon, March 10, 2008 - 6:38 AM"... a mass spectrometer ..."
... a nerd's dream indeed, a model that brandies about such paraphernalia.
