Bumper Stickers You'd Like to See

topic posted Sat, June 6, 2009 - 1:22 PM by  √iиcognito
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Have you ever thought of a phrase that you thought would make a good bumper sticker? It's your time to express yourself!

My two submissions are:

PRAY THERE'S A GOD

~and~

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS
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  • Re: Bumper Stickers You'd Like to See

    Sat, June 6, 2009 - 5:54 PM
    I want to get an NRA sticker that says, "Fear the government that fears your guns", and cut off the part that adds, "that fears your guns."

    I also want a gay pride stripe that says, "I'm not, but dammit, it's your right"

    and, I have long wanted one that reads, " NUKE THE WHALES" :-)
    • Re: Bumper Stickers You'd Like to See

      Wed, July 1, 2009 - 10:31 AM
      heehee--like that simpsons episode where lisa goes to nelson's house and sees his "nuke the whales" poster and asks incredulously, "you can't possibly believe that?!" to whiche he replies, "i dunno; ya gotta nuke something..."
  • Re: Bumper Stickers You'd Like to See

    Mon, June 8, 2009 - 6:58 AM
    I'd like to see one that's a snappy comeback for one I see all the time about. " If you don't like logging , try wiping with plastic"
    • Re: Bumper Stickers You'd Like to See

      Mon, June 8, 2009 - 12:10 PM
      I've always wanted a sticker to put on cars that have the "Bush/Cheney" stickers on them… something along the lines of "How'd that work out for you?"

      Or for the Kerry/Lieberman stickers – "if only…"

      "Support the troops – Bring them home"
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        Re: Bumper Stickers You'd Like to See

        Fri, June 12, 2009 - 10:29 AM
        "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven" should read "Christian's aren't perfect, they just think they are" or at least in my employers case it should. He and his wife try to pressure me into their prayer circle at work. I want to sue them.

        "UNION, YES!" I always wanted to modify this to "UNION, NYET!"
        • Re: Bumper Stickers You'd Like to See

          Wed, June 24, 2009 - 6:57 PM
          I have a buddy that came up with the hilarious:

          Bumper Stickers Are Not The Answer.

          It may be a little dated, but at the time, I cracked up in fits of laughter when he came up with it.
          • Re: Bumper Stickers You'd Like to See

            Thu, June 25, 2009 - 8:38 AM
            I used to work with a guy who made this one for himself…

            I'm driving this POS because my wife screwed me over… by screwing everyone else!


            It mysteriously disappeared off his car after about 7 days. We don't know if someone else liked it and wanted it or if his wife saw it and didn't like it talking about her.

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